Callaways and Titleists, Nikes and Pings
The Mizuno irons that he has gives him a good swing
With Winn Grips to help him keep it steady on the shot
He'll swing with the best putting them upon the spot
Pretty sure that he can par every hole that he plays
He'll use a driver that cost him four hundred that day
A lob wedge will help him get closer to the green
Slow, sure and steady like a well oiled machine
One foot from the hole a hard knot in his gut
Arnold Plamer's his man when it comes to his putt
He's glad that the balls have the Titleist name
He knows which are his as he marks them the same
His caddy's his wife or he goes it along
And some shots that he'll hit he'll hear her give a groan
Then she'll tell him no worries there are more holes to go
As she knows it's his goal to try to make pro
Though he's not yet the pro his handicap is a ten
He'll need to bring it to two for a sponser for him
His bag can get heavy Callaway is the name
So he's thinking of changing to a Titleist frame
With all of the names that he uses in his hands
Elby Roush is the most important to the man
